nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(Source: pearents, via vanderlyle-cry-baby-geek)

brobecks:

"tired" isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point

(via timelord-sean)

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

(Source: gentlegoth, via smirking-shmucks)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via marshmallowofyourdreams)

tanpom:

getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed

image

(Source: equatings, via marshmallowofyourdreams)

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

(Source: unretrieved, via poopdecked)

australian-government:

underage drinking