420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
"tired" isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point
If I had a drink for every fuck I gave about you, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death.
you know when you say something
and it’s just
why the fuck did i say that
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed